Biff and Buff Save the World

Now.  So for those of you who do NOT know about it, Biff and Buff Save the World is the movie event of the millennium.  It is an idea I came up with a while back that will blow all others out of the water.  Your basic description is an extreme action comedy, emphasis on the "extreme."  There are guns, guns, guns, and there're a lot of heads exploding... literally.  Biff Bullets and Buff Mirahdenbawls kick ass and say "why take names?" in this  modern marvel as they tear through waves of henchmen and chase danger until it leads them to an evil plot in the last five minutes of the movie.  So let's get to it... the moment you (I) have been waiting for... Here is the first scene of Biff and Buff Save the World:

(scene:  warehouse)
(Biff is relentlessly beating a random man on the ground.  Blood is spattered on his face, and more keeps flying up.  When it goes to the overhead view, you see that Biff is now beating a pool of blood where there used to be a head)
Biff:  I'm only gonna ask you this one more time
(Biff pulls out a gun and places it on the dead body's chest.  Enter Buff.)

Buff:  Nice guns.

Biff:  Thanks (they have an identical set of pistols).

Buff:  So what exactly are you doing here?

Biff:  Killin’ everyone who gets in my way.

Buff:  And what way might that be?

Biff:  That’s what I’m tryin’ to find out.

Buff:  … I like your style… (squats next to Biff and the dead body, picks burger wrapper out of body’s pocket) LET’S ROLL!  (they hop on identical motorcycles)

I realize this is just a short little tidbit, but for all intensive purposes, Biff and Buff Save the World comes to you in many tidbits of background and actions scenes.  If you would like to read a serious action sequence from the movie, please comment about it.  Either way, I hope you enjoyed what you just read.  Next time on the Dialogue of Doss is...